Two Guys Dead in Heaven

Two guys, Jimmy and Bill are standing at the gates of heaven. Trying to be freindly, Jimmy asks Bill, "So, how did you get here?" Bill replies "Hypothermia, how about you?" "Well,"Jimmy said,"I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so, one day I came home early to catch her in the act. I searched the whole house but there was no one there. I felt so bad about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack." "Oh great," said Bill, "If you would've checked the freezer we would both be alive!"