The Top 15 Movie Surprises this Year

15> "Home Alone - Christmas with Jacko" gets new PG-5 rating.

14> "Escape From LA"? Without a single low-speed Bronco chase???

13> "Jiggle All The Way (A Hooters Christmas Carol)"

12> The 4-hour version of Hamlet features a fully choreographed water ballet, a nude scene featuring Ed Asner, and a surprise ending that reveals O.J. as the killer of Hamlet's father.

11> Argentinian government completely staffed with male dancers.

10> Robert DeNiro stars in "101 Damnations."

9> Even after ten bonghits, "Waiting to Exhale" was no "Cheech & Chong."

8> Another year, with no holiday blockbuster starring screen legend Larry Storch.

7> Jennifer Jason Leigh plays the depressed, co-dependent, alcoholic, drug-addicted, obsessed wife of Santa in "CLAUStrophobia!"

6> "First Contact" introduced Star Trek fans to a new life form - woman.

5> Surgeon General issues a warning that "It's NOT a Wonderful Life."

4> The average jumbo popcorn is now larger and more expensive than the average theater seat.

3> The Mirror Has Two Faces... And Four Really Big Buttcheeks.

2> "Trainstopping" - Dyslexic heroin junkies unclear on the concept.

and the Number 1 Movie Surprise this Year...

1> Two Butthead movies; only one stars Tom Cruise.