An Ebonics Primer...

Ebonics: "Yo! Eeder I be in luv or those pork chops I ate weren't cooked!"

Ebolics: "Help! I'm mellllltinggggg!! *gurgle*"

Bubonics: "Bring out yer dead!"

Ecolics: "I feel like shit!"

Clintonics: "Chelsea, you're the best kisser in the county!"