Oh God, a lightbulb joke

Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb:

A: 435,235 1 to change the bulb 4 to tell him he should have done it differently 365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts 1834 to flame the spell checkers 4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames 6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb 15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women and alt.rape.all.men.are.scum, alt.adoption, and s.a.a.(m) 23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superior 236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote them, only to say, "Me Too" 106,345 to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three" 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup 89,345 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here 10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb