Fun With Unix

From the csh (c shell):

% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light? No match.

% sleep with me bad character

% man: Why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.

% make 'heads or tails of all this' Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

% make sense Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.

% make mistake Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.

% make bottle.open Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

% \(- (-: Command not found.

% make light Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.

% date me You are not superuser: date not set Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988

% man rear No manual entry for rear.

% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have? Too many )'s.

% * How would you describe George Bush *: Ambiguous.

% %Vice-President %Vice-President: No such job.

% ls Meese-Ethics Meese-Ethics not found

% "How would you rate Reagan's senility? Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. |

% ^How did the^sex change operation go? Modifier failed.

% who is my match? No match.

% set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i Democratic_Platform unreadable

% awk "Polly, the ship is sinking" awk: syntax error near line 1 awk: bailing out near line

% 'thou shalt not commit adultery' thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.

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