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It has been revealed that in November a US truck carrying nuclear bombs overturned and skidded off a Nebraska highway.

"It sounds suspiciously like Joseph Hazelwood just answered an ad for truck drivers," says Argus Hamilton.

Flight response: Tuesday marked the 93rd anniversary of the day Orville and Wilbur Wright completed the first machine-powered flight at Kitty Hawk, NC. "They were in the air for 12 seconds- time enough for Orville to serve Wilbur two bags of nuts and rent him headphones for $3," says Jerry Perisho.