Men's Lifestyle through the Ages

AGE DRINK

17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox

SEDUCTION LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead.

FAVORITE SPORT

17 sex 25 sex 35 sex 48 sex 66 napping

DRUG

17 pot 25 coke 35 really good coke 48 power 66 coke, a limousine, the company jet

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 "tongue" 25 "breakfast" 35 "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 "I didn't bump into her kids." 66 "Got home alive."

FAVORITE FANTASY

17 getting to third 25 airplane sex 35 menage a trois 48 taking his company public 66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

HOUSE PET

17 roaches 25 stoned-out college roommate 35 Irish setter 48 children from his first marriage 66 Barbi

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17

IDEAL DATE

17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" 35 "Just come over." 48 "Just come over and cook." 66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank