Mad Dogs and Englishmen...

Three Englishmen were together in a train compartment; all coincidentally were hard-of-hearing (or maybe the train was just -very- noisy).

The first Englishman said, as the train neared a station: "Is this Wembley?"

The second Englishman said: "No, it's Thursday..."

The third Englishman, taking out a flask, said: "Yes, so am I - let's all have a drink!"