Valentine's Day Posting

The following was in the Washington Post this morning ... I am not making this up:

My BOOB (Best Object-Oriented Buddy)! We are a class all our own, an encapsulation of two objects, guided by only one rule, our love. Who could predict the instances and events that would trigger a state of such perfect polymorphism! I would surely require some kind of method or logical endeavor. So please be mine, sweet Valentine! Together we shall inherit the world! Your loving object oriental,

Lise