Confession

"Father, yesterday I made love to my wife"

The priest explained that ther was nothing wrong with that.

"but father, I did it with lust!"

Again the priest reassured the man that it was no sin.

"But father, it was in the middle of the day!"

The priest was growing uncomfortable with the desciption but assuered him that it was a natural act for a man and wife.

"But father, it was sheer passion. I followed her around the fridge and as she veaned over the deep freeze I jumped on her and we did it on the floor. am I banned from the church?"

"Of course not," said the exasperated priest.

"Oh that's good. The manger has banned both of us from the supermarket."