Cowboy joke

There were three cowboys sitting around a campfire trading stories about how macho they were.

The first said, "Once I was riding ahead of a herd of cattle. My horse tripped in a hole and fell, rolling over me. My gun went off, scaring the cattle, who then stampeded. I was trampled by over 200 cattle. You know what I did? I got up, brushed off, and walked into town."

The second said, "I can beat that. I was in a barfight and got thrown through a plate-glass window. I was cut to ribbons and bleeding gallons. You know what I did? I got up, ran back in, grabbed a fifth, poured it over me to sterilize, and jumped back into the fight. I was the only one left standing!"

The third just stood there, stirring the fire with his johnson.