Moreau Islands

Okay so The Island of Dr. Moreau sucked. But it's not that bad when you think of the alternatives:

"The Island of Marilyn Moreau" in which an air-headed blonde bombshell tries to develop a race of perfect beings from her collection of Barbie and Ken dolls.

"The Island of James Moreau" in which an ex-President of the United States warns all them damn furriners to keep off his island.

"The Island of Moreau Mufflers" in which a deranged auto mechanic tampers with the laws of nature to develop a totally quiet car.

"The Island of Edward R. Moreau" in which a renegade broadcaster uses gene splicing in his attempt to develop the perfect anchorman.