Carefull not to get Stoned

SHARON STONE onced slammed a boyfriend's ACTIVE AREAS into a door.(Globe) Thoughts: 1) How exactly does she do this?

STEP 1: THE SEDUCTION Sharon reaches over, kissing the unsuspecting man. "Take off your clothes," she croons. "Take them all off."

STEP 2: POSITIONING Sharon lures the man into the right position. If she is able to distract him, he does not notice that they are slowly moving towards a doorway while they are hugging.

STEP 3: FINAL POSITIONING Sharon takes a step away, eyeing both the door frame and her target. "Don't move," she says, "I always want to remember you in this way."

STEP 4: FINAL DISTRACTION "Look up!" says Sharon. "Is that a crack I see in the ceiling!" She grips the door handle tightly.

STEP 5: EXECUTION Sharon slams the door as hard as she can.

WHAM! As the man writhes in agony on the floor, she steps over his body, saying, "You better get out of here before I find the icepick."