Film Reviews - Suck-O-Matic Rating System
Slight Suction!
Well, this movie isn't perfect. The vacuum motor got started, and the golf ball is being sucked into the hose. Usually movies like this are great, but there's just a little something that was annoying. Perhaps the movie could have been 20 minutes shorter to make it better, or the Chinese girl had green eyes. You know, little stuff. Fortunately, there are a lot of these films.
- 101 Dalmatians
- 1776
- 28 Days
- 6th Day, The
- Air Force One
- American Graffiti
- American President, The
- Amistad
- Any Given Sunday
- As Good As It Gets
- Attack of the Clones
- Auto Focus
- Batman & Robin
- Berkeley in the '60s
- Bicentennial Man
- Blade II
- Blow
- Casino
- Cast Away
- Cell, The
- Chicago
- City Lights
- Contact
- Count of Monte Cristo, The
- Craft, The
- Crimson Tide
- Day the Earth Stood Still, The
- Devil's Advocate, The
- Die Hard
- Dragonheart
- Empire Strikes Back, The
- Fat Man and Little Boy
- Femme Fatale
- Flubber
- Four Rooms
- Galaxy Quest
- George of the Jungle
- Ghostbusters
- Heavy Metal
- Hollow Point
- Hunt For Red October, The
- Impostor
- Independence Day
- Insomnia
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
- Jeffrey
- Jesus Christ Superstar
- Jonathan Livingston Seagull
- Judgment at Nuremberg
- Jungle Book, The
- K-19: The Widowmaker
- Kelly's Heroes
- Killer: A Journal of Murder
- Legend of Drunken Master, The
- Little Buddha
- Long Kiss Goodnight, The
- Lost Boys, The
- M*A*S*H
- Madness of King George, The
- Malcolm X
- Mars Attacks!
- Mask of Dimitrios, The
- Mask of Zorro, The
- Matrix, The
- McHale's Navy
- Men In Black
- Midsummer Night's Dream, A
- Minority Report
- Mission: Impossible 2
- Mohammed, Messenger of God
- Monsters, Inc.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Mulan
- Mummy Returns, The
- Muppets From Space
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- Nixon
- October Sky
- Office Space
- One Hour Photo
- Panic Room
- People Vs. Larry Flynt, The
- Phenomenon
- Planet of the Apes (1968)
- Planet of the Apes (2001)
- Pleasantville
- Porklips Now
- Practical Magic
- Primary Colors
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Ransom
- Resident Evil
- Revenge of the Pink Panther
- Road to Perdition
- Rocky Horror Picture Show, The
- Rollerball (1975)
- Rounders
- Royal Tenenbaums, The
- Rush Hour
- Shanghai Noon
- Showtime
- Signs
- Simone
- Sleeper
- Snake Eyes
- Sneakers
- South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
- Space Cowboys
- Star Trek - Insurrection
- Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
- Star Wars
- Stepford Wives, The
- Strictly Ballroom
- Swordfish
- Tai-Pan
- Thirteen Days
- Titanic
- Underworld
- Wedding Singer, The
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
- Wild Bill
- Wolf
- XXX
- Zelig