Film Reviews - Suck-O-Matic Rating System

No Tickets

Technically, this isn't a reviewed movie. It's a film we have decided not to risk our money on. Either the trailer sucked too much, or it's a star and/or director we can't stand, or perhaps it's another movie where someone thought taking a five-minute skit from Saturday Night Live might make a good 100-minute film. Not on our dime. Of course, if the studio would like to invite us to a screening...