Film Reviews - Suck-O-Matic Rating System
Jammed Pipe!
Damn we had high hopes for this film, but it sucks so bad the golf ball is forever jammed in the pipe. Looks like we're going to need a new Hoover. This film might be worth seeing if it has special appeal to you. Perhaps you like mud wrestling movies.
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- Tommy
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