LowComDom Performances Presents
This guy goes to the doctor and complains of constant fatigue. The doctor examines him and says, "I can find absolutely nothing wrong with you. Everything seems in normal working order, but I wonder how often you're making love to your wife."
"About 3-4 times a day, doctor."
"Well, that may explain it. You must be 'hot to trot,' as they say."
"I guess so, doctor, but then there's the maid. She gets really upset if I don't come to her room every night."
"Hmmm, well, aside from your wife and the maid, anything else?"
"Uh, yes. To be honest, I have to see my mistress several times a week, and then there's the gardener's wife who likes me to make love to her while her husband is busy planting flowers.
"Is that all?"
Uh, no, doctor, you see, there's the young chauffeur, whom I can't pay very much, so I have to accommodate him several times a week."
"My WORD!!" says the doctor, "your wife, the maid, your mistress, the gardener's wife, the chauffeur ... and you wonder why you're tired! Well, there's your answer."
"Thank God," says the guy, "I was afraid that I was jerking off too much."