LowComDom Performances Presents
Back in the USSR
A new postal stamp was issued with a likeness of Gorbachev. After a while, Gorbachev inquired whether everything was in order with the new stamp.
"Comrade General Secretary, this stamp is not much in use."
"The people complain it wouldn't stick to the envelope."
"So what, is the glue bad?"
"No, the glue is good, it's just that they spit on the wrong side."