LowComDom Performances Presents
A new study says that women apologize more often than men. The most common apologies are:
"I'm sorry that you think your mother has all the answers about how our relationship should work."
"I'm sorry I put all your sorry little knick-knacks on the closet shelf in the back bedroom."
"I'm sorry, you put *WHAT* pictures on Facebook?!?!?"
"I am so sorry I married you!"
"I'm sorry that you always think it's all about you."
"I'm sorry that I cut up your college football jersey for rags when I was washing the windows."
"I'm really REALLY sorry I forgot to fill my prescription for The Pill for the last 2 months!"
"I'm sorry for the day I met you!"
"I'm sorry, did you really want to keep those horrible old comic books from the 1930s I tossed out yesterday??"
"I'm sorry your ex-girlfriend is such a slut."
"I'm sorry you don't like that new self-help book I bought for you, 'Everything That's Wrong With You'."
"I'm sorry I'm an hour and a half late, I was making myself pretty just for you [pout]....
"I'm so sorry I didn't listen to my mother about you!!!"