LowComDom Performances Presents
A man was on a business trip in West Virginia, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar.
After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room and she readily agreed. "Say, how old are you, anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing.
"Thirteen," she replied with a shy smile.
"Thirteen??? My God girl!!! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered.
Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"