LowComDom Performances Presents
A guy walking through the woods runs into a fairy. She says, "I can grant you one wish."
(Not three wishes, that's a genie. This is a fairy).
The guy says, "Oh great! Well then, I'd like to live forever."
"Darn," says the fairy, "I can do almost anything, but you picked the one wish I'm not allowed to grant."
"Oh crap," said the man. "Well, then just let me live long enough to see the Detroit Lions win the superbowl."
The fairy snarls and says, "Why you clever bastard..."