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Valentine's Day Gifts Part Two
A young man, all of 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day. He went to the best jeweler in town, and had one all picked out.
"Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" inquired the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, then grinned, and answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'."
The jeweler smiled and said, "Certainly, sir." Then he added, "How very romantic of you."
The young man retorted, with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, practical."
"Practical?" said the jeweler, quizzically. "How is that practical?"
"This way, if we break up, I can use it again." replied the young man.