LowComDom Performances Presents
Valentine's Day Gifts Part One:
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
"Yes," replied Tony, who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I bought her a belt and a bag."
"That was very kind of you," Jim commented, "I hope she appreciated the thought."
Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."