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Tommy and Bill
Tommy and Bill, teenagers, had tentatively entered the dating scene. Bill, the more "worldly" of the two, is full of advice for his friend Tommy.
One day, Bill sees Tommy with a beautiful shiner. He asks, "What the heck happened to your eye!?"
"Got the black eye from Susie." replies Tommy.
"From Susie?" asks Bill. "Why did she slug you?"
"I took your advice kissed her." says Tommy.
"You mean my advice about kissing her when she least expects it?" says Bill.
"Well, that explains it," says Tommy, chagrined. "I thought you said WHERE she leasts expects it."