LowComDom Performances Presents
Paul and Mary
Paul and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning, Little Johnny, Paul's brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out the door to go to school, he asks his mom, "Are Paul and Mary are up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
Not really wanting to know what's in Little Johnny's filthy mind, his mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school!"
Later that day, Little Johnny comes home for lunch and again asks his mom, "Are Paul and Mary up yet?"
Again she replies, "No."
Little Johnny again says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school!"
After school, Little Johnny comes home and once again asks, "Are Paul and Mary up yet?"
Once again, his mom answers, "No."
Once again, he asks, "Do you know what I think?"
Realizing there's no way she can get out of this, Little Johnny's mom reluctantly agrees to hear Little Johnny out.
"OK," she sighs. "Tell me what you think."
Little Johnny explains, "I think that, last night, when Paul came to my room for the Vaseline, that I accidentally gave him my airplane glue instead."