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Things I Learned in the South
A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.=20
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
People actually grow and eat okra.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
You measure distance in minutes.
You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You know what a DAWG is.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motor sports, and gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.
You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.