LowComDom Performances Presents
Harry and Sally
Sally and Harry have been married for 50 years and are being interviewed by a reporter from the local newspaper.
"So Sally," asks the reporter, "I know today is your golden wedding anniversary, how old, exactly, are you?"
"I am 78 years old," replies Sally proudly. "And I hope I live to be 100."
"Well I hope your wish comes true," says the reporter. The reporter then turned to Harry and asked, "And how old are you, Harry?"
"I'm also 78 years old," replies Harry, "and, please God, I should live to be 101."
"But why," asked the reporter, "would you want to live one year longer than your wife?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," replies Harry, "I would like to have at least one year of peace and quiet."