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Dying Irish Nun
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The other nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.
Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen and, remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
When she walked back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop!
"Mother," the nuns asked, "please give us some wisdom before you die."
Mother Superior slowly raised herself up in bed, and with a serious look on her face, "Don't sell that cow."