LowComDom Performances Presents
As a Carpet Cleaner
As a carpet cleaner, I was called to clean the carpets of a drug treatment center. The supervisor led me around, showing me all the nooks and crannies of the really old building.
As I followed him, noticing all the stained glass, he told me that this building had once been a nunnery. The building was old but it looked in good repair, so I asked, "What happened? Why is it no longer a nunnery?"
He went on to tell me that all the nuns had taken a vow of poverty, and lived their lives eating with wooden spoons, cooking with rusted pots and their clothes were so old that they were falling apart at the seams.
So although the church was very proud to have such dedicated servants, it was ashamed to let the public see the nuns in such terrible looking clothes. The church disbanded the order and sold the building to the state to run this narcotics recovery center.
Yup, they closed down a nunnery and built a drug treatment center, because all the Nuns had bad habits!