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My Dog and His Benefits
Went down this morning to sign up my Dog.
The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefits".
I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, idle, can't speak English and has no clue who his dad is.
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. He gets his first check on Friday.
Isn't this a great country?