LowComDom Performances Presents
On their wedding night, Dave displays his penis to his new blonde virgin bride and tells her it's the only one in the world. She, of course, believes him.
After the honeymoon, Dave goes for a conference for a couple of weeks and when he returns, he is questioned by his new wife.
"Dave," she says, "I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But your best friend Harry has one too."
"Well, er," Dave flusters, "Harry had an accident, I had two penises, so I gave him one of mine."
"Oh, okay. But, why did you give him the much bigger one?"