LowComDom Performances Presents
An Old man goes to a drug store to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters?"
"I can cut them for you," said Dan the pharmacist. "But a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection."
"I am 96," said the old man. "I don't want an errection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."