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Paying With Chickens? 4
"Let's change the system and talk about what the possibilities are. I'm telling you that this works. You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would say I'll paint your house. I mean, that's the old days of what people would do to get health care with your doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people. I'm not backing down from that system."
Sue Lowden [R-NV], Senate Primary Candidate
Actually, the "barter-for-health-care" system IS still in place. You see, if you get sick, you can always go to the hospital, and then the hospital will take your house. And your car. And....