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Good News and Bad News
This guy is in the emergency room after a car accident. When he wakes up, the surgeon is at his bedside and says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first."
"OK," says the surgeon, "We had to amputate both legs."
"What's the good news?"
The surgeon says, "I really like your shoes; I'll give you $300 for 'em."