LowComDom Performances Presents
Look and Feel
Betty and Judy, two old friends are having coffee when Betty says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"
"Oh, no! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you *look* less attractive," said Judy.
Betty said, "I also heard that you've been calling me fat!"
Judy replied, "Oh, no! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you *look* larger than you really are."
Betty then said, "Well, answer me this! I also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his penis!"
Judy rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, no, that is just not true! I only said that it *feels* like he has a wart on his penis!"