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The Old Lady
The old lady who was always a regular church member had finally talked her cousin, a very free spirit, into joining the Church.
"Tell me, Reverend," the old lady asked, "Do you feel that my cousin will have her sins forgiven after all those years?"
"Yes I do. I'm positive of it. You must remember that the greater the number of sins, the greater the glory."
"Really, Reverend? Golly, I sure do wish I'd known that fifty years ago."