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When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Ms. Judy, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the 'other woman' in her husband's life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Blue Moon Motel with this Mr. Smith?"
"Well, yes," acknowledged Judy with a sniff, "but I couldn't help it."
"Couldn't help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How's that?"
"Mr. Smith deceived me."
"Exactly what do you mean?"
"See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."