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Yugo Jokes - Oldies But Goodies
What's included in every Yugo owner's manual?
A bus schedule.
What is the name "Yugo" short for?
"You go call the tow truck, and I'll stay here with the car."
Why does a Yugo have a rear window defroster?
To keep your hands warm while you push it in winter.
How do you make a Yugo go faster?
Call a towtruck.
What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill the tank with gas.
What do you call a Yugo on the top of the hill?
What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris?
- A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
- A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
The new Yugo comes with a tow package.
It's in the front.
What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?