LowComDom Performances Presents
A man is arrested for paying a prostitute for her services. He is put on trial and brought before the judge.
"How do you plead?" the judge asks.
"Not Guilty, Your Honor," the defendant replies.
Showing him a videotape of the alleged act, the prosecutor says, "How can you possibly convince the court of your innocence when we have both the act plus your alleged payment to the prostitute right here on tape?"
"Easy," says the defendant, "Your Honor," he said, addressing the judge, "isn't gambling legal in this state?"
"Yes, it is," replied the judge.
"And just what does that have to do with anything?" asked the prosecutor.
"Everything!" replied the defendant.
"Explain!" demanded the judge.
"Well you see," answered the defendant, "I went up to the young lady you see in that tape, a bit earlier that evening. She was working in a topless bar and I said to her, "I'll bet you $200 that you don't get to have sex with me tonight. See?"
"NO." replied the prosecutor. "Continue."
"Well," replied the defendant, "that videotape is not proof I hired a prostitute, it just shows me losing that bet!"