LowComDom Performances Presents
The Marryin' Kind
Robert was planning to get married, and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
"Well," said the doctor, "you need three things from the hardware store.... you'll need a can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel."
"And what do I do with these, doc?" Robert asked.
"Before the wedding night," the doc replied, "you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw," then you hit her with the shovel."