LowComDom Performances Presents
My Italian-American friend is very self-conscious about his height, or lack thereof, so I always steer clear of the subject.
One day he and I went to lunch at a sub shop.
"I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the counter.
"Salami, Provolone, and peppers."
"Do you want a full hero or a small one?" came the reply.
"Ah... gimme a small," my friend says.
After placing our orders, we took our seats. A few minutes later, my friend grimaced when we heard, "Small Italian, your order is up!"