LowComDom Performances Presents
Just Plain Fred
This cop pulls over an aging hippie on a motocycle for speeding at 65 mph through a 30-mph zone.
"Let me see your license card and registration car, please."
The cop inspects the license and reads "Fred."
"What is your real name, sir?"
"But what is your lastname?"
"Officer, I used to be Fred Johnson, and then I went to medical school and became Fred Johnson, M.D. Then I went to vet school and became Fred Johnson, M.D., D.V.M. Then I went to dental school and became Fred Johnson, M.D., D.V.M., D.D.M. Then I starting having sex with the dental hygenist I had hired, and she gave me V.D. So, I was Fred Johnson, M.D., D.V.M., D.D.M., with V.D. The dental association heard about my malady and rescinded my D.D.M. The vet association then took back my D.V.M., and the medical school canceled my M.D., so I was just Fred Johnson with V.D. Soon the V.D. took my johnson and I was just plain Fred."
The cop left without giving him a ticket.