LowComDom Performances Presents
Symptoms of being over 50
You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing the night before.
Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.
Rather than throw old diapers out, you keep them because they'll be alright for the do-it-yourself projects, or in the garden.
You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
You start to worry about your parents' health.
You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to buy costs between $200 and $500.
To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.
The benefits of a pension plan become clear.
You wish you had a shed.
You have a shed.
You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore", or "I remember when .", or "Not in my day...."
Instead of being irritated at old people who take ages to get off the bus, you're annoyed at rowdy school children.
You find yourself saying "Is it cold in here or is it just me?"