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Annual Bosses Night
At an annual Bosses Night dinner, where legal secretaries sponsored their lawyer bosses, it was time to announce the Boss of the Year.
The master of ceremonies began: "First of all, our winner is a graduate of Harvard Law School, so that already eliminates some of you as candidates."
"Our winner also is a partner in a downtown law firm," he went on. "That eliminates some more of you."
Our nominee is honest, upright, dedicated..."
A voice from the audience cut in: "Well, there go the rest of us!"