LowComDom Performances Presents
A grocer put up a sign: EGGPLANT 25 CENTS EACH, 3 FOR A DOLLAR
All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"
Each time, the grocer capitulated meekly and packaged four eggplants.
After buying his four eggplants, the tailor next door asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"
"What mistake? Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."