LowComDom Performances Presents
After the Second
My wife always prided herself on her figure, but after giving birth to our second child, she began to worry about her weight. One day she confessed she was concerned I would want someone thinner.
Doing my husbandly duty, I began to comfort her. "Honey, I love you for who you are. To be honest, I didn't even notice you'd gained weight."
I should have quit right there.
But no, what I said next was, "In fact, you are the prettiest woman I ever laid lies on."
The cast should come off next Thursday.