LowComDom Performances Presents
Signs You're A Slut
You become a K-Y spokesperson.
Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you.
You go through a Sealy Mattress every week.
McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".
When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your front door.
Your day starts and ends by rolling over.
When your ceiling mirrors fog.
When they install a revolving door at your apartment.
When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.
Madonna comes to you for pointers.
When he doesn't even have to buy you a soft drink.
When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.
When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.