LowComDom Performances Presents
At The Dentist
The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, Pauly clamped his jaws. At last, he took his assistant aside and told her at the very moment he poised the forceps, to give Pauly's balls a vicious pinch.
The pinch was administered, Pauly's mouth flew open, and the tooth was easily removed.
"Didn't hurt, did it?" asked the dentist.
"Not too much," replied Pauly (who now sings soprano), "but who would have thought the root went that deep?"