LowComDom Performances Presents
At a Dude Ranch
The blonde from the city went on vacation to a Dude Ranch. The cowboy preparing the horses asked, "Do you want a Western saddle or an English saddle?"
"What's the difference?" she asked.
"The Western saddle has a horn and the English saddle doesn't." replied the cowboy.
"The one without the horn will be fine." she said after much thought. "I don't expect we'll run into much traffic around here."