LowComDom Performances Presents
Like a Baby
Maury and Pauly were sitting in the rockers on the front deck of the retirement home.
Pauly says, "You know, even though I'm old and full of aches and pains, I don't feel too bad. How about you."
Maury says, "Me, I feel like a newborn baby!!!"
Pauly, "A newborn baby, how's that?"
Maury, "No hair, no teeth, and I just wet my pants."